I stole this from Dullard and Cynnie...

Layer one:
Name: Leslie "Les" Bennett Jones
Birth date: May 29th, 1959
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Current location: Chicago, IL
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair colour: Used to be dark brown
Height: 6’ 3"
Right handed, but i use my left a lot After all I used to play every stringed instrument.
One of me is a Gemini, but I forget which one.

Layer twoHeritage: My family came from Wales to the Carolinas in the 1690’s. They owned tobacco plantations and slaves. They were pioneers and spread out across Carolinas, TN, VA, W VA, OH, KY, IN and IL
Shoes: Florsheim loafers or Air Nikes
Weakness: can't see past 3 feet, and self involved women
Fears: getting bit by spiders or stung by bees
PerfectPizza: cheese , sauce and more cheese and sausage
Goal: not to die weighing 1000 pounds

I almost forgot layer 3!!Layer three
Most overused phrase on IM: ?
First waking thought: I hope it’s not after 5:00.
Best physical feature: Do I have one?

layer fourPepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger king: Wendys makes the best burgers, but I am a sucker for Burger King sausage egg cheese croissants. I am glad there is no burger King near me or I’d already be 1000 llbs.
Single or group dates: If you are with a group then it isn’t a date.
Addidas or Nike: Nike, Nobody makes a running shoe as good as Air Nike.
Chocolate or Vanilla: A scoop of Vanilla in a big glass of root beer!

layer five
Smoke: I started in 1971 and quit in 1985 and then started again in 1989 and then quit at 8:30 PM March 8th 2002.
Cuss: sorry
Sing: Love to sing,
Do you think you've been in love?: Of course..love is easy
College?: UIC
Liked high school:I was not a cute kid..my high school was all about cheerleaders and jocks..i was one of the kids across the street from the school smoking all sorts of things.
Get motion sickness: Nope
Think your attractive?: I've had my day in the sun
Health freak?: I run a half hour every morning before work, I ride my bicycle to work, yet my diet is a cardiologists nightmare.
Get along with parents: As long as I'm a trillion miles away..we get along great!
Like thunderstorms: especially while on the 33rd floor.
Play an instrument? I used to play Tenor Trombone, Bass Trombone, Classical and Electric Guitar, Bass, Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass Violin, keyboards…etc. I still play my guitars

Layer six..in the past monthDrank alcohol?: I try not to , but unfortunately I fall off the wagon now and then.
Smoked? didnt they already ask this ?
Done a drug? lots
Made out? yup
Eaten sushi? Bleech!
Been dumped?: by both wives
Gone skating: used to play hockey
skinny dipping?: used to
Dyed your hair?: Don’t ever enter the salon at Marshall Fields drunk, tell the gay stylist "just make me look handsome" and then pass out in the chair!
Stolen anything?: never admit it

Layer 7..
ever?Played a game that required removal of clothing?:yes
Been intoxicated and cant remember: yes
Been caught doing something? What?
Been called a tease. yes
Got beaten up. Don’t ever scream "fuck you" at a convertible full of highschool football players the day before homecoming.
Changed who you are to fit in? I am what I am

Layer Eight
Describe your dream wedding? Been there done that
How do you want to die? Been there done that
What do you want to do when you grow up? Play guitar in a bossa nova band in Rio de Janiero
What country would you like to visit? Brasil or Japan

Layer 9
Number of people I trust with my life: 5
Number of CD's I own: 30
Number of piercings: 0
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times name has been in newspaper: lost count
Number of scars: lost count
number of regrets: none